do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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