So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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