So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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