question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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