Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wish you could order shots online.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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