im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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