I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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