I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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