Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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