if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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