TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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