I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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