Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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