No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
my poor anus
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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