It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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