My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She bit a glass in half.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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