2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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