i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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