Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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