glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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