She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
