put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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