We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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