i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you will always have a special place in my vag
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Come share oat with me in your robe
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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