I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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