I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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