She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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