I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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