Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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