I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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