white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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