Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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