His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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