Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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