Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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