The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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