S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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