I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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