and you said cock pushups were impossible
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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