I'm sorry my penis didn't work
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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