clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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