you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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