what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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