I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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