They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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