i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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