Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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