"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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