so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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