UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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